tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48830543123751209942011-04-21T09:40:40.863-08:00Michael Elliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14623917727606309459noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883054312375120994.post-83458696461526319442008-03-28T09:57:00.003-08:002008-12-08T21:32:01.206-09:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u0ii3xeET1E/R-0yVpK49aI/AAAAAAAAABI/hRCEuDbdB-A/s1600-h/photo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u0ii3xeET1E/R-0yVpK49aI/AAAAAAAAABI/hRCEuDbdB-A/s320/photo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182854093583480226" /></a><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold;font-family:'trebuchet ms';">I've been trying to get into photography, but i know nothing and all i have is an iphone</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4883054312375120994-8345869646152631944?l=michaelelliot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Elliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14623917727606309459noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4883054312375120994.post-20187120631008245272008-03-27T21:56:00.000-08:002008-12-08T21:32:01.344-09:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u0ii3xeET1E/R-yJ5JK49YI/AAAAAAAAAA4/IgCZu1Qrnh4/s1600-h/free+ad.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u0ii3xeET1E/R-yJ5JK49YI/AAAAAAAAAA4/IgCZu1Qrnh4/s320/free+ad.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182668886003742082" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-weight: bold;">I was walking down the stairs of Dominick's and noticed a huge board of advertisements. The board was full of ads for people begging to sell boots, cars, and to get babysitters. Then there was another one<br /> As you can see someone posted a "Good Neighbor" free ad about selling their private collection of video tapes. I couldn't help but think who the hell would do this. Who would take the time to go to Dominick's and try and sell their porn collection. I guess they just got their collection on DVD now or something.<br /> Anyways i was thinking about how the conversation would go when someone called. "hello i saw your ad in Dominicks about the adult movies, and i would like to purchase them, but i have some questions."<br /> "Ok what's up?"<br /> "Um in your collection.... how many videos do you have?<br /> "i'd say about 10-15"<br /> "Does that include Asian and or smothering?"<br />"No smothering but defiantly Asian"<br /> "Ok cool i'll meet you in some back alley where we can make the deal"<br /> Who would give out their number to sell some of their old porn movies lol omg.<br /><br />I hope they find a good deal.......</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:webdings;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4883054312375120994-2018712063100824527?l=michaelelliot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Elliothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14623917727606309459noreply@blogger.com0